Correct Opinions
This NY Times Columnist Should Probably Not Be Teaching John Cage to Columbia Students
John McWhorter can't be serious. He just can't be.
And the Winner of Hell Gate’s 2024 March Madness of Hot Takes Is…
You'll never look at someone clipping their nails on the subway the same way.
The MTA Wants $750K From the NYC Marathon. They Should Charge Drivers an Extra Cent Instead
Reminder: $750,000 is 0.48 percent of what taxpayers spent on the NYPD's overtime pay in the subway system last year.
Brooklyn’s Tallest Tower Radiates Pure Evil (And I Love It)
Sure, it's a totem of demonic spirits and Capital incarnate, but what's not to like?
Hell Gate’s NYC Winners and Losers of 2023
Some people (and entities) had a good year in New York. Others, not so much.
Hell Gate’s 2024 Predictions
This next year is going to be wild. Here's what's coming.
Bodega Salmon, Three Ways
TikTok food critic Keith Lee inspired me to explore seafood prepared at a corner store.
Bodegas Should Sell Loosie Tampons
It's a win-win scenario.
The NY Post Wants to Create Another PizzaGate
Have a (non-coal-fired) slice of our thoughts, fellas.
June 27, 2023
New York’s Age of Design Apathy Is Here
Expensive, garish, barely concealing its contempt and ultimately not achieving much.
